susaine mcswaney

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erin. health sciences major, concentrating in public health and pre-nursing. nihilist by nature, princess in practice.

September 16, 2014 at 11:52pm
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11:46pm
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alex-e46:

Hahaha I want that dog!!!

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11:40pm
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bushmanbeats:

I got lemonade and lemon-tint, lemons watch me mix the shit
Lemonade-complexion East-Australian girl be killing me
She say I be killing her, I say I be feeling it
Four days then I’m sick of her cause her brain is lemonhead

CLASSIC

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11:26pm
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also like

if ya like me, you’ll text me

don’t hit me with the “i suck at texting, sorry” line n go kick rocks

11:23pm
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bonsoirgrenouille:

cash or credit, fuckboy

bonsoirgrenouille:

cash or credit, fuckboy

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11:21pm
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whenever i do anything walker flocker related to my tumblr i check to make sure coucouchaton hasn’t already done it first

11:05pm
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Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

11:03pm
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Reblogged from callmekitto

whenever i try and learn something new

me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: it is because I am a failure
me: everything I touch dies

8:04pm
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the boy i’m talking to just referred to me as a babe-ia majora

7:54pm
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Reblogged from unfauxgettable

person: get your license
me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive

7:53pm
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7:41pm
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1:09pm
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s/o inconsiderate sick people

12:52pm
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fyeahwomenartists:

Alicia GalerBarbican Conservatory Cacti, 2013Oil pastels, acrylic paints and watercolour pencils on paper

fyeahwomenartists:

Alicia Galer
Barbican Conservatory Cacti, 2013
Oil pastels, acrylic paints and watercolour pencils on paper

(via theuniversityofthewaves)

11:58am
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